Remember those "we need a Disney princess who" tweets? Well, now, American Girl Dolls are having their moment in the meme universe.
It all seems to have started when this American Girl Doll meme page called @hellicity_merriman began posting in the same meme format a few weeks ago:
Now, the rest of the internet followed in the page's footsteps, and consequently, there are thousands of tweets in which people jokingly advocate for an American Girl Doll with a, uh, quirk.
We need an American Girl Doll who wrote 5 Seconds Of Summer fanfiction on Wattpad
Here are 21 of the SILLIEST and most unhinged American Girl Doll memes I've seen, in no particular order. Hope you enjoy them:
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we need an american girl doll who got chased by a killer clown in 2016
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we need an american girl doll who reposted this to her instagram in 2017
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we need an american girl doll that found omegle when she was 12
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we need an american girl doll who buys clothes at goodwill only to resell them for x5 the price on depop.
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we need an american girl doll who has student loans
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We need an American girl doll who was at fyre festival
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we need an american girl doll who scammed millions from investors with the promise of a startup social club
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we need an American girl doll who just switched from lexapro to zoloft
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we need an american girl doll who doesn't have cable and watches disney channel and nickelodeon shows by looking up those seven-part series of stretched-out video clips on youtube that get taken down after two days
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We need an American Girl doll who was accused of witchcraft during the Salem Witch Trials
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we need an american girl doll with body dysmorphia who drinks flat tummy tea
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we need an American Girl doll who filed for unemployment during the pandemic
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We need an American Girl Doll who was on Twitter the night Trump got covid
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we need an american girl doll who shaved her entire body for the harry styles concert
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we need an american girl doll who hooked up w a guy in college that said him and his gf were over and then 6 months later posts his proposal to his "gf of 9 years" in an applebee's and then 5 years later posts that he's at the january 6th insurrection
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we need an american girl doll who won the danimals cruise with zack and cody
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we need an american girl doll who was a suspect in the untimely deaths of multiple wealthy husbands
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we need an american girl doll who was obsessed with raising awareness for kony 2012
And finally, 21.
we need an american girl doll who was on 2013 stan twitter