The Ice Cube song "today was a good day" For some reason when I was a kid I thought Ice cube was saying "essentially, today was a Good day". Just found out the lyric is "in South central LA" like 3 weeks ago
The POOP EMOJI PILLOW is the best nap pillow ever!!! It fits perfectly between your (well, my) neck and shoulders while gently supporting your head. I highly recommend this product to any nap lover ???
I may have asked to see your manager too...true, she was using the wrong word, but you knew damn well what she meant
This was a mother with a sick child and instead of getting that child treatment, you decided to be condescending...seems like maybe, just maybe you were in the wrong…Â
Blurry pic, but i was the energizer bunny. All we had to buy was bunny ears and poster board to make the drum. I wore a pink sweat suit and bunny ears. It was awesome
I decided one might around 10pm that the crib must be built IMMEDIATELY. My husband, felt it could wait until the morning so I did it myself. Did a great job until I realized I was on the I inside and couldn't lift it over my head and couldn't fit under it. He let me sit and pout…Â
I was working at McDonald's and in went to get a case of sweet and sour sauce from the basement. It only weighed like 5 lbs so I wasn't concerned. I squatted to pick it up and coughed as I stood up and peed. Then I couldn't stop peeing so I walked back upstairs sobbing. The manager…Â
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