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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Paint lamps, sleepy gummies and five pound chocolate bars: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. I'm back for this week! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This paint spill lamp that spills light out onto your desk.

The design is a stroke of genius.Price: $25
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The design is a stroke of genius.

Price: $25

2. This couch coaster to wrap around any sofa arm.

Sofa-king clever!Price: $25
amazon.com

Sofa-king clever!

Price: $25

3. This diaper bag that's actually kinda nice looking.

For when the baby gets into shit-nan-igans.Price: $23
amazon.com

For when the baby gets into shit-nan-igans.

Price: $23

4. These shower lockers to keep your housemates from using your expensive conditioner.

amazon.com

Shower locker?! I hardly know her!

Price: $40

5. These chewable gummies that'll promote restful sleep.

Instead of a nap sack, just get a nap snack?lol wow I'm on a rollPrice: $14
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Instead of a nap sack, just get a nap snack?

lol wow I'm on a roll

Price: $14

6. This moldable glue kit to fix and improve all your wires and gadgets.

I'll stick to my word on these—it's a damn good glue.Price: $15
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I'll stick to my word on these—it's a damn good glue.

Price: $15

7. This conflicting mug you may accidentally drink out of one too many times in front of that boss you really dislike.

Everyone will be flippin' out about it!Price: $13
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Everyone will be flippin' out about it!

Price: $13

8. This poop emoji pillow that stares deep into your soul.

Maybe its smile makes you feel less crappy?Price: $4
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Maybe its smile makes you feel less crappy?

Price: $4

9. This fucking adorable squirrel rice paddle.

Hopefully it walnut fail you.Price: $3
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Hopefully it walnut fail you.

Price: $3

10. These little cat earphone plugs that use their bodies to stop all the dust from getting in.

They stop all the dust, and keep your headphones fe-line fine.Price: $2
amazon.com

They stop all the dust, and keep your headphones fe-line fine.

Price: $2

11. This bubble waffle maker to add a puffy texture to your regular batter.

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I would eat like, ten of these and feel waffle.

Price: $40

12. This giant five pound chocolate bar. I don't think I need to elaborate.

Opening this up late at night would cause such a cacaophony.Price: $33
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Opening this up late at night would cause such a cacaophony.

Price: $33

13. A fully metal Bluetooth speaker that matches the finish on your fancy phone.

It's so cheap! They must have to make these speakers in high volume.Price: $21
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It's so cheap! They must have to make these speakers in high volume.

Price: $21

14. This adorable mushroom light to make your room feel like a cave.

It plugs into the wall, so it won't leave mushroom for the other plug.Price: $7
amazon.com

It plugs into the wall, so it won't leave mushroom for the other plug.

Price: $7

15. This perpetual calendar that looks like it's straight out of MoMA.

I would go on a date with it.Price: $17
amazon.com

I would go on a date with it.

Price: $17

16. This set of fairy lights you've been thinking about buying for the past month.

Just don't get too strung out.Price: $6
amazon.com

Just don't get too strung out.

Price: $6

17. These tiny planters that use their tongues to lap up water.

Planter?! I hardly kn.... nah sorry I already did that. Slip of the tongue, you know?Price: $9
amazon.com

Planter?! I hardly kn.... nah sorry I already did that. Slip of the tongue, you know?

Price: $9

END! There is always last weeks' edition if you're looking for more! Sarah and I swap off every week! You can check it out here.

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