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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
I am your host, Jeff. I'm back for this week! The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!
DANGER! THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
1. This paint spill lamp that spills light out onto your desk.
2. This couch coaster to wrap around any sofa arm.
3. This diaper bag that's actually kinda nice looking.
4. These shower lockers to keep your housemates from using your expensive conditioner.
5. These chewable gummies that'll promote restful sleep.
6. This moldable glue kit to fix and improve all your wires and gadgets.
7. This conflicting mug you may accidentally drink out of one too many times in front of that boss you really dislike.
8. This poop emoji pillow that stares deep into your soul.
9. This fucking adorable squirrel rice paddle.
10. These little cat earphone plugs that use their bodies to stop all the dust from getting in.
11. This bubble waffle maker to add a puffy texture to your regular batter.
12. This giant five pound chocolate bar. I don't think I need to elaborate.
13. A fully metal Bluetooth speaker that matches the finish on your fancy phone.
14. This adorable mushroom light to make your room feel like a cave.
15. This perpetual calendar that looks like it's straight out of MoMA.
16. This set of fairy lights you've been thinking about buying for the past month.
17. These tiny planters that use their tongues to lap up water.
