Do you know how hard it was to be a Leo, and not have a birthday during school season when everyone can celebrate? LEOS LOVE THEIR BIRTHDAY!

Summer Heights High.

#4 I’m never wearing Ray Bans again.

These people are assholes. ALL of them.

Danny and the original New Orleans season was some of the best T.V. ever.

SLOTHS ARE THE BEST, AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY’RE NOT ON THIS LIST!

This makes me sad. I am sorry to sound PETA-Y but why do we need to kill innocent animals for the sake of looking like a bad-ass? This makes me have less respect for the Marines in these photographs.

I hate cats. Dogs are the most amazing creatures. Cats are assholes.

My least favorite coffee house patrons are middle/high schoolers, who all come at the exact same time, and order drinks that take forever to make, like vanilla bean frappuccinos. Excuse me, the rest of us actually need caffeine to make it through the day, go to jamba juice assholes.

I hate these kids.