am i being an ass or is #22 Early Modern English? Please correct me if I’m utterly wrong!

A poster unpeeled from the wall in the middle of the night and gently draped itself over my head and I thought a poltergeist had rendered me blind while my logic woke to the same level of panic as the rest of me.
:(

be careful - they live for 8-10 years and need lots of time out of their cage every day. You can litter train them but you’ll need to tape down any electrical wires and keep a close eye on him/her!

so that in ten years you can look back and wonder what the hell was that insane shit I wore on my head!

I don’t agree with posting this to the internet. As the adults we should stop encouraging this by taking down videos of kids fighting kids. We know it happens - there is no denying it - but there is no winner when a situation like this arises and keeping the evidence around only stops kids from being able to move past it. Christ only knows what happens to Jaide at home that she took this route through high school.

50 shades of stupid is more like it. This is Forrest Gump meets those ugly winter duvet-coats.