Sad thing is non of this is suprising for a Floridian.

I’m sure most of this fruit is fertilized with bullshit.

Pissing money away, literally.

Yes. The 90s are (hopefully) coming back into style soon. *shakes dice. “Daddy wants a new pair if JNCO’s.”

I do a lot of Buzzfeed while taking a poop.

This wasn’t an exciting post. But it was info-taining. Thanks Buzzfeed

I despise it when hot guys grow shaggy beards to look average and then flaunt it.

Heteros are celebrated everywhere you look. Through music, movies, advertisements, fashion and his/hers decor. I would gladly march in a “Straight” pride parade for a friend if they said. They crew up ashamed if being Hetro, that they had to come out Straight to their friends and family, and they’ve spent years making peace with themselves. Aside from this post. I will not give that shallow concept and more attention than as when I flip past Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Speaking as a Floridian. Every state has it’s WTF stigmas. But people still come to FL because of the weather and because TX who shares a similar climate will not put up with that Bullshit.

Never really watched this show. But I remember Ike Barinholtz from Mad TV and he was and still is kick ass.