1. The kid at a bowling alley, playing a bowling game on his iPad.
2. The youth who wasted a perfectly good sandwich.
You don’t throw sandwiches, youth, you eat them.
11. This youth who thinks his feet smell like beautiful tulip fields:
13. This youth who understands neither movies nor America:
20. This kid who is so absorbed in her own selfies that she doesn’t even know she is being filmed:
22. Every youth who won’t put their damn phone away and just enjoy life:
- The U.S. is investigating how a cargo ship with 33 people on board sank during Hurricane Joaquin. The ship went missing in the Caribbean last week. ›
- Texas carried out its 11th execution of the year on Tuesday — the most of any state — putting to death an inmate who murdered a man over $8. ›
- New York's attorney general has opened an investigation into two popular fantasy sports websites, after employees allegedly used insider information to profit. ›