29 Hottest TV Sex Scenes Of 2014, Ranked From Worst To Best

There was a lot of shower sex in 2014. Not complaining, just saying!

ABC, Starz, Netflix

29. Claire, Frank, and Meechum, House of Cards

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When it happened: Season 2, Episode 11, "Chapter 24"

What made it hot: OK, let's be honest, parts of this scene were not hot. Mainly because Frank and Claire are so lecherous around poor, drunk Meechum that you start to worry for his safety. And this was also insanely PG, as far as threesome scenes go. But a threesome with three hot people is still a threesome, and ya gotta give some credit for that.

28. Rachel and Paul, Orphan Black

BBC

BBC

When it happened: Season 2, Episode 5, "Ipsa Scientia Potestas"

What made it hot: In a lot of ways, this sex is satisfying solely for Rachel, who goes all dominatrix and uses Paul as her sex robot. While we, as viewers, are forced to watch and pray for Paul.

27. Meredith and Derek, Grey's Anatomy

ABC

When it happened: Season 11, Episode 6, "Don't Let's Start"

What made it hot: At one point Meredith looks pained at what appears to be soap in her eyes mid-coitus. So, OK, this is not a totally sexy scene, and may actually support the idea that shower sex should only be reserved for your ~fantasy~ life. Still, it was a SOLID minute of sexy times, and that should count for something.

26. Hannibal, Alana, and Will Graham, Hannibal

NBC

When it happened: Season 2, Episode 10, "Naka-Choko"

What made it hot: Apparently it's hard to make threesomes hot on TV, and Alana was really just an accessory to what was truly Hannibal and Will having sex. It was strange, and beautiful, and I just hope Bryan Fuller makes it happen again. ::: prays to the Fuller gods :::

25. Ali and Derek, Transparent

Amazon

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 2, "The Letting Go"

What made it hot: First of all, Ali was doing squats on Derek's...bits. SQUATS. I mean, he's her trainer, so it's sort of fitting, but still...sex squats! This is the best kind of exercise motivation I've ever seen.

24. Nichols and her ~Mystery Lady~, Orange Is the New Black

Netflix

When it happened: Season 2, Episode 3, "Hugs Can Be Deceiving"

What made it hot: To be fair, who doesn't want to have sex with Nichols at this point? Girl can get you off in a church, on a dorm-style bed, and apparently in a prison shower while other people listen in.

23. Betty and Helen, Masters of Sex

Showtime

When it happened: Season 2, Episode 6, "Blackbird"

What made it hot: We've seen Betty have sex before, but this is the first time we see her actually enjoy it. That being said, the whole mood is pretty spoiled once Betty brings up her pesky husband.

22. Detective Marty Hart and Lisa, True Detective

HBO

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 2, "Seeing Things"

What made it hot: It seems like Marty's forms of release are beer, and cheating on his beautiful wife. But it is pretty hot to see him use his energy on things like, say, Lisa's bum.

21. Danny and Mindy on The Mindy Project

Fox

When it happened: Season 3, Episode 1, "We're a Couple Now, Haters!"

What made it hot: Bless Mindy Kaling, but she is not why this scene was hot. The scene is hot because of Danny. Stripping. And. Dancing. So, OK, we don't see much after that, but it doesn't matter, because the dancing lets our hearts do all the imagining we need.

20. Wes and Rebecca, How to Get Away With Murder

ABC

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 7, "He Deserved to Die"

What made it hot: Right before Wes and Rebecca get all hot and bothered, they spend the night screaming at each other. I dunno, maybe it's just me, but makeup sex sounds like the best way to solve an argument.

19. Mellie and Andrew, Scandal

ABC

When it happened: Season 3, Episode 15, "Mama Said Knock You Out"

What made it hot: Poor Mellie, it's not easy being the first lady! Especially when your husband insists on keeping a mistress and making you miserable every day of your life. But then the sun shined and brought Andrew back to Mellie's life, and bed... It was a well-deserved bone.

18. Poussey and her ~German Girlfriend~, Orange Is the New Black

Netflix

When it happened: Season 2, Episode 6, "You Also Have a Pizza"

What made it hot: Nothing is more upsetting than Poussey's unrequited love for Taystee. So to see this flashback, where Poussey is actually happy (aka trying to scissor) and with someone who appreciates her, was totally worth it.

17. Claire and Frank, Outlander

Sony Pictures Television

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 1, "Sassenach"

What made it hot: Things we learn in the pilot of Outlander include that Claire's two main loves in life are sex and wine. (Preach!) But the best part of her love of sex is that she tends to be the one in charge, and her scene of cunnilingus with Frank is pretty life-changing.

16. Libby and Robert, Masters of Sex

Showtime

When it happened: Season 2, Episode 11, "One for the Money, Two for the Show"

What made it hot: Everyone is getting laid on Masters of Sex EXCEPT Libby. But in "One for the Money, Two for the Show" she finally gets it on with Robert. Her libido has been building for a good two seasons, and to see her having so much fun was a pleasant time indeed.

15. Piper and Alex, Orange Is the New Black

Netflix

When it happened: Season 2, Episode 10, "Little Mustachioed Shit"

What made it hot: This flashback was one of the few moments where we got to see Piper and Alex together in Season 2, and seeing how free Alex was outside of prison was a definite bonus.

14. Patrick and Richie, Looking

HBO

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 4, "Looking for $220/Hour"

What made it hot: Rimming was huge in 2014, and on Looking they went for it with Patrick and Richie's graphic and sexy as hell scene. (Plus, it was also really fun to see Patrick getting into sex when he's usually so awkward about it.)

13. Annalise and Nate, How to Get Away With Murder

ABC

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 9, "Kill Me, Kill Me, Kill Me"

What made it hot: Sure, we've seen Nate go downtown on Annalise, but this is the first time we see them really get into it. And what's not to love about a little sex against a wall? And on a couch? And all over the damn apartment, really.

12. Rachel and Lisa, House of Cards

Netflix

When it happened: Season 2, Episode 11, "Chapter 24"

What made it hot: Aside from the fact that mommy issue-ridden Doug Stamper was secretly watching them, it's a hot scene. Rachel has been without friends, family, and a life for so long that seeing her finally GET HERS with Lisa was a welcome refresher.

11. Megan, Don, and their new naked friend, Amy, Mad Men

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When it happened: Season 7, Episode 5, "The Runaways"

What made it hot: Don Draper, never change. Especially when you visit your wife in Los Angeles. Because apparently, when Megan welcomes you home, she brings friends, and those friends hate clothes.

10. Nichols and Soso, Orange Is the New Black

Netflix

When it happened: Season 2, Episode 4, "A Whole Other Hole"

What made it hot: Les-be-honest: Nichols makes all things hot. Even when she's going down on Soso, who literally will not shut the fuck up. (Until Nichols finds a way to definitely make her shut up. I'm talking about cunnilingus, folks.)

9. Sarah and Tammy, Transparent

Amazon

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 2, "The Letting Go"

What made it hot: From the moment you see Sarah and Tammy in the same room, you kinda know they're going to hook up, because there's just something clearly between them. And when they do hook up, it's clear that they should be hooking up on the regular. (Or rather, this is my hope.)

8. Angela and James "Ghost," Power

Starz

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 7, "Loyalty"

What made it hot: Ghost is having an affair with Angela, which you'd think would make you feel bad about watching this. But, no, I don't feel bad at all actually.

7. Mary Jane and Andre, Being Mary Jane

BET

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 1, "Pilot"

What made it hot: These are legit just two beautiful people, who are wet, and all over each other in the most wonderful way possible. This scene makes you want to be them. Or the shower curtain. Or the water. Literally anything as long as you're WITH THEM.

6. Connor and the ~Copy Room Guy~, How to Get Away With Murder

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 4, "Let's Get to Scooping"

What made it hot: Two guys. One copy room. 'Nuff said. Except there's more to say, especially when Connor listens to the Copy Room Guy describe part of their sexcapade by saying, "And he did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water."

5. Detective Rust Cohle and Maggie, True Detective

HBO

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 6, "Haunted Houses"

What made it hot: Up until the moment when Rust and Maggie have sex, we don't quite know what tore Rust and Marty apart. Whoops! Turns out it's boning. Hot, countertop boning.

4. Daenerys and Daario, Game of Thrones

HBO

When it happened: Season 4, Episode 7, "Mockingbird"

What made it hot: This is hot because a) two beautiful people, b) Daario views Khaleesi as the only woman for him, and c) She orders him to remove his clothes and HE TOTALLY OBEYS. (Actually, I'm pretty sure my pants just fell off while watching these GIFs.)

3. James and Tasha, Power

Starz

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 5, "I Gotta Go"

What made it hot: I mean... sweet sassy molassey James's ass is the biggest asset of this series. Nothing made that more clear than when Tasha so graciously showed us by removing his clothes. Thank you, Tasha, for being so kind and generous. #trulyblessed

2. Eric and Jason, True Blood

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When it happened: Season 7, Episode 2, "I Found You"

What made it hot: OK, sure, this EXTREMELY HOT scene was all part of a fever dream Jason had, but aren't sex dreams kinda the best anyway? Plus to see Jason taking charge of Eric... I die. I'm dead now. A vampire, actually. So... maybe I can also have these fever dreams, please?!

1. Claire and Jamie, Outlander

Sony Pictures Television

When it happened: Season 1, Episode 7, "The Wedding"

What made it hot: My mouth actually fills with drool when I remember this scene. Because this "scene" of Claire and Jamie consummating their marriage actually lasts an entire episode. It involves a raging fire (in the hearth and their loins), and a lot of shots of Jamie's butt that will leave you feeling thirstier than you've ever felt. (Incidentally, the only way to quench that thirst will be to rewatch the episode roughly a dozen or so times. Trust me, I speak from experience.)