High drama from day 1. She tried to kill herself with 4 Ambien pills (yes really, 4) because her boyfriend of less than a month broke up with her. I got them away from her before she managed to take them and reported her to our RA, and was then tasked with taking her to the emergency…Â
I plan a week's worth of meals, get up early every Sunday morning, and go grocery shopping all by myself. It is so relaxing to wander around a quiet store alone, with no pressure or stress.
My 11-year-old son tripped in his bedroom and fell forward, landing on a toy with sharp parts. After being sedated in the emergency room, the urologist discovered that he had punctured his penis in two places, and one was all the way through. Since stitches could cause scarring and…Â
A baby bottle full of milk rolled under the back seat of my car in the summer, cooked in the heat for a few days, and then exploded all over the carpet. We had to have it professionally cleaned and for the remaining five years we had the car, it still stunk in hot weather.
I was very pregnant and picked up a taco salad on the way home for dinner. When I got home I realized they forgot the salsa and we didn't have any. I totally lost it.
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