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Parents, What Have You Said That Sounded Really Weird Out Of Context?

"Do you realize you have a grilled cheese sandwich in your pocket?

When you have kids you often find yourself saying things that sound really weird out of context.

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For example, you might have shouted, “I don’t care how hot it is! Leave your sister in the car!”

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That sounds pretty disturbing unless you know the “sister” in question is your daughter’s American Girl doll.

Or maybe you said, “Do you realize you have a grilled cheese sandwich in your pocket?”

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Weird, yes. But most parents can imagine a time or ten when they’ve said something like this.

You might have asked your kid a gem like, “Is your butt being nice today?”

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The weird stuff we say to our kids when trying to get them to use the bathroom is pretty staggering.

The possibilities are endless: “Why is my sweater on the dog?” “If you want ice cream you better stop singing!” “Do you know where the thing is for the thing the kid needs?”

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So tell us, moms and dads: What have you said that sounded really weird out of context? And why did you say it?

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Share your weirdest/funniest out of context statement in the comments below and it may appear in a future BuzzFeed article!

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