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Posted on Nov 4, 2015

What Is Your Penis Horror Story?

The not so good, the very bad, and the plain ri-dick-ulous.

If there's one thing you can count on a guy to protect, it's his manhood.

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Whether you call it the twig and berries, meat and veg, or simply a dick, every man will go to great lengths to make sure no harm comes to his little soldier.

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Unless, like, he's into the freaky shit.

But sometimes unfortunate events happen and your penis is the one to suffer.


Maybe somebody accidentally whacked you where it hurts.

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Or there might've been a snapping / tearing sound followed by a lot of pain while you were having sex.

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Did you get it caught in your zipper?



Or have you straight-up broken the poor thing?

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Yes, that can actually happen.

If you have a penis horror story, we want to hear it! Whether it's something outlandishly disgusting, a cringe-worthy tale, or something to make us all giggle (is that possible?), we want to hear it all.

Let us know in the comments and your answers could be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post!

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