Not just the first, but literally the *only* complete sentence on page 45: “The secret of flattering raglans: a wider “seam” line that slims the shoulders.” Mason-Dixie Knitting: Outside the Lines

*Subdue. (but very funny, despite typo!)

#7 is clearly a turkey, not a chicken. A turkey wearing a kilt. (I’m not drunk enough to deal with that image, lol!)

Well, TECHNICALLY 26 is crocheting, not knitting. :-P (Speaking as a veteran public transit knitter. *grin*)

Vicious? maybe. Masterful? meh. Pretty standard Catholic-baiting, I’d say. Being militantly anti-religious (or more specifically anti-Catholic, like this post) doesn’t really seem any better than being militantly religious. Intolerance is intolerance, and two wrongs don’t make a right.

My grandfather to my mom: I like baseball movies. I want to see Bull Durham.
After mom takes him to see Bull Durham: That movie wasn’t about baseball…