As a volunteer with a charitable organisation that accepts donations of and resells used books, I'm not a fan of dog-earring, but it's 10000000% better than highlighting (or even worse, writing comments in the margins). FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T DO THAT. Even if you're planning on…Â
Because there are so many other jobs, and people who hate working retail can just quit and find another non-retail job tomorrow! Oh, wait, not really, because ours is a service-based economy and there are only so many jobs of any type to go around. FYI, spoiler alert: Everybody who…Â
The bridesmaid can totally do something about it - she can tell her "friend" to either pay for her overpriced fairytale garbage herself or find richer friends. I didn't have bridesmaids when I got married, partly because I think it's a stupid tradition anyway and partly because I…Â
"you would only need to Uber, get a gift, and have an outfit"
...you guys do realise that people who don't live in NYC or LA really, really don't use Uber at all times to go to all places, right?
Yeah, but it's been going on in Brooklyn since forever. In Portland, it's like suddenly, in the last couple of years, half the parked cars you walk past in any vaguely "trendy" neighbourhood have out-of-state plates. (I don't even count Washington, either.)
Don't forget "minutes from (downtown, the beach, major employer you probably work for, other desirable location)" - half an hour away, with no other cars on the road, if you run all lights and break the speed limit
$190B per year? Oh pleeeeeeease. I'd be very interested to see how exactly they're breaking down the numbers on that one. "Fat person trips on cracked sidewalk, breaks ankle, goes to hospital: OBESITY STRIKES AGAIN!!1!"
And yeah, anyone who claims that alcoholism/binge drinking is…Â
1) I am not normally attracted to Matt Damon.
2) I am not normally attracted to men with long hair, who remind me way too much of my little brother, stepfather, and various other hippie guys I grew up around.
3) Yet somehow, Matt Damon with a ponytail is smokin' hot.
WHAT IS THIS…Â
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