cyrenar

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME

I had to go to my regular doctor 4 times, as well as 3 other doctors and complain about EXTREME cramps that happened 2 weeks straight every month. None of them would listen to me and one told me, and I quote "women are so fragile, no wonder I only have male coworkers". I finally… Read More

i was in my friend's dorm once and she told me she wanted to show me something. "something" was her closet, with no clothes in it, that she had transformed into a kink room, filled with whips and handcuffs and dildos, etc. i had to listen to her and her boyfriend having hardcore… Read More

i came home after a morning lecture to waste some time until my next class, which was a couple hours later, and walked into my room to find my roommate

my entire floor had one big sleepover in the common room. imagine 100 girls all snuggled up together, in sleeping bags, packed in one room. it sounds nice, and it was, until about 3:30 am when someone thought it was a safe time to plug in their hitachi wand and masturbate with it.… Read More

My grandmother's older sister moved to Canada from Germany decades ago. Shortly after, my grandmother moved too, and was working as a housekeeper for a nice lady. One day, the lady was having some furniture delivered by a small, local company. The man who ran the company requested… Read More

for our first date, my girlfriend took me to the planetarium because she knew i loved space but didn't know much about it. then, a while later, she took me to a dog shelter and we got to play with dogs for hours, including a therapy dog that she called in to request because she knew… Read More

My girlfriend went to lick my asshole and vomited up the chicken nuggets we had eaten for dinner just before, at the exact same time I accidentally farted. I farted the asshole-touched vomit back into her mouth and all over her face. FML.

either the vinyl or cd of regional at best, or some mcnuggets

buzzfeed: throwing tantrums over men telling women what to wear, then turn around and fucking slash men for wearing certain things. buzzfeed is problematic and i hate it so much