"I would have taken a bullet for you but now I want to be the one putting it through your skull."
My first relationship ever and I was a freshman in college. He eventually became a stalker and I was too embarrassed/ashamed to go to the police with it. I thought it was my fault I…
I wanted to transform my "I want to talk to the manager" mom pixie cut into a youthful Miley Cyrus long-on-top short-on-the-sides-look. My stylist was so caught up in talking about herself, I think she forgot she was buzzing my head. My freshman year of college began a couple weeks…
I got a double helix piercing in my left ear. I discovered the hard way I'm allergic to nickel and had to wait three months until I was home from college for my dad to unscrew the earrings (the piercer man-handled my ear and the little ball closures). My spring semester involved a…
Chubby babies are my favorite babies. My little brother was the cutest fat baby and now he's tall and lanky. This kid is a chunk and I want to squish him in a hug.
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