i was at pride one year with my friend, and this grown man told us “there’s no need to be gay.” really?? you would say that to two obviously queer people?? at pride??
also shoutout to the lady who told me to ‘accept jesus into my heart’. ma’am please refer to matthew 7: judge not…
i /technically/ met john turturro when i was at a café with my mom- i.e. i was out of it, stepped on his foot, apologized, and thought nothing of it until we left and my mom was like "do you know whose foot you stepped on"
my dad's been working at catering companies since before i was born and he's met a lot of celebrities.
-one time he worked at an event for diana ross and the entire staff was told to leave the room when she walked through because she didn't want anyone to see her.
-he worked at an…
when you're 12 and you wake up in a pool of your own blood, it's ok. you're not gonna die, and your mom has seen worse than your bloody pj bottoms. also irregular periods are normal and i promise you're not the next virgin mary each time your cycle is wacky.
you can't believe lesbian porn bc that's mostly designed for straight men. sex is gonna be weird, your body might make weird noises, and that's all ok. find someone you're comfortable with and take your time.
I live in NYC. There's an urban legend of mutant rats in the subway (think HUGE rats with superspeed?). Cropsey is a Staten Island boogeyman who haunts an abandoned asylum and kidnaps misbehaving children. (He's been traced to serial killer Andre Rand, but still.)
Also Alexander Hamilton's…
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