Because you’re home for the holidays. And there’s nothing to do.
Some cops just don’t get love.
Unless you’d rather be drinking toilet wine…
Potato chips just got a little weirder.
I know zero people here. Where’s the alcohol?
Can I sleep in your bed? Obvi.
You ever just want to punch someone in their stupid f*cking face?
One of them relates Jesus and Sausage.
“Well, maybe you should have come to the draft instead of hanging out with Dave.”
Is meeting cute even, like, a real thing anymore?
“I don’t know what I’m doing. Do you Like That?”
International flavor dust.
Dads, you’re embarrassing us all. Also, we love you. Inspired by this Reddit thread.
“Sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something.”