Florida: the most magical place on earth. All inspired by wonderfully true Florida headlines.
Not everyone will win a trophy this Sunday, but you can certainly make one.
“Saving money is hard when you’re trying to enjoy life.”
Because sloth is a lifestyle.
They don’t always listen but when they do, they listen real good.
GIVE ME ALL THE HUGS PLEASE.
We live in one nation, under Dog.
The purest form of artistry.
You’re not the boss of me, decorative pillow.
They know that you know that they know…so what’re you gonna do about it?
Over here, screaming my way through 2016.
Choose wisely or you’ll end up passed out at McDonald’s, using cold fries and mystery wig as your pillow.
Time to get the year-end trophies out.
They’re lucky they’re so cute.
Would not trust them to fly a plane.
“Things I’m good at: 1. Petting Dogs”