It’s G-Time, Not Free Time
The irrational fear is SO REAL.
Still looking for the f*cks I give.
OR as I like to call it: PUMP OR DUMP.
Yeah, we’re annoying. We know that, too.
Because there is no way to define beauty.
You wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!
Because let’s face it: who doesn’t want to be a mermaid?
Spoiler Alert: Harry and Draco are hooking up.
Who’s got the chronip, bro?
Dangerous, bizarre and also kind of charming!
Don’t pretend like you haven’t been at least one of these alcohol-induced alter egos.
Or really any meal that involves more than two ingredients.
THE HISSING AND THE DROOLING. It will haunt you.
Gettin a little misty eyed over here.
Because we all need a little break from complaining about the face-shattering cold.
I’m biased, but pretty sure my cat is exceptionally cute.