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I’ve always thought he did love her. It wasn’t until after he’s told that he would take over if something happens to her that the idea of power goes to his head. It actually works. He discusses about how mean his brothers were to him so he sees an opportunity to be something and… Read More

Soul man. It’s about a white guy who takes tanning pills so he can pass as a black guy in order to get into college.

When I was a little boy and was finished potty training, my mom asked me if I ever tried going to the bathroom standing up and I answered “I tried once and the poop fell on the ground”. Apparently no one ever explained to me you can only pee standing up. I’m 45 and my mom still… Read More

In the scene where she teaches him to read, why does he have trouble reading "two" but then immediately reads "households" without an issue?

A few months ago I pulled something in my neck and was in really bad shape for a few weeks. I wasn’t able to use my right arm at all and was in constant pain. One day while this was going on I thought my 3 year old called me a pussy. I started questioning what my wife was saying about… Read More

When beast is reading to belle, how could me he can't pronounce "two" but then immediately doesn't have a problem reading "households"

The fitting room didn't have doors, it had curtains that you would pull shut. I walked in a room and it smelled horrible but I couldn't the source of the smell. While I was in there I pulled the curtain closed and then I found it. A giant poop streak down the length of the curtain.… Read More

When I was a teenager, I worked at a grocery store and the creepy old security guard gave me (unsolicited) sex advice when I saw him in the produce department. He told me that if I'm going to mess around with a girl, I should always keep a slice of lemon by the bed. Then when I start… Read More

15 years ago, in my mid 20s, I had colitis and I would totally blow out the toilet when I had to go. It smelled like death and often sounded like I was playing a trumpet in there. My brother lived in Florida, so I flew down with my mom and my aunt to visit him. On the flight back,… Read More