BRB, I have to go change my tampon.
“I almost took a laptop to the head!”
“This makes me feel like a Power Ranger.”
You’ll see just how easy it can be!
“I prayed to God, please make me better.”
Sometimes, the most random things can be the most satisfying.
“I don’t have $3,000 dollars…”
“I felt like I had to make up for the fact that I was broken.”
If I’m dead, I will get up and dance to this song.
How does something so cute become so awkward?!
You cannot judge a woman until you’ve walked a mile in her shoes… or in this case, her scarf.
Dear God, please give me rhythm.
Did we just become best friends?!
Can you make it through this without wanting a hug?
Because no man could keep up with your emoji game anyway.
Sometimes, the hardest person to meet is the one you’ve already friended.