How does something so cute become so awkward?!
You cannot judge a woman until you’ve walked a mile in her shoes… or in this case, her scarf.
Dear God, please give me rhythm.
Did we just become best friends?!
Can you make it through this without wanting a hug?
Because no man could keep up with your emoji game anyway.
Sometimes, the hardest person to meet is the one you’ve already friended.
You’re not blocking the view because you ARE the view.
YES, I’m still single, Aunt Judy.
“I went to Target and didn’t find anything.” —No one ever
I dare you to make it through this without saying, “Nope!”
Saving money shopping in the kids’ section since birth.
Guys, life is really really hard.
Why not let today be the day you finally get it all together?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Milk and cookies just got taken to a whole new level.
If he doesn’t get tenure, I’m leaving.
Because feminism is not an insult.