See the past through one woman’s eyes.
“There’s nothing like direct eye contact while pooping!”
“It’s the evidence of what I could have been.”
Super-sized or terrified?
“If this is what my outside appearance looks like…I can’t even imagine what my insides look like.”
Because ‘introvert’ and ‘extrovert’ never quite fit.
Your shirt would look better on me.
Does your country make the grade?
Who else could you trust to give you an honest answer?
It’s fine. Just kidding, you’re dead to me.
Decades of love in just a few minutes.
I feel like an I Love Lucy character.
“It’s like my mind is running in 10 different directions.” All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
“You don’t have to give birth to someone to be their mother.”
I don’t get why men think women are ridiculous when this kind of sh*t is floating around.
I don’t like to be sassed by my friends; I don’t need to be sassed by my phone.
What’s your secret? How’d you slim down?!