Cacique is the only place I can buy decent bras in my size. Victoria’s Secret can suck a fat one.

How about no.

I’m planning on getting that eventually! :D

My sister has a line from The Graveyard Book, and my next one is going to be Tolkien’s illustration of Smaug from the first edition of The Hobbit. So excited! And so many of these are wonderful and inspiring! :)

AWWWWWWWWW BOO HOOOOOOOOOO. I bet your life is so haaaaaaaaaaaaaard. “This walking thing is crazy, ” are you serious??

#8: “The quote becomes a source of conservatory when the Beatles tour the U.S.” Let’s count how many mistakes are in this sentence… O_o

Her body looks a lot like mine, and I wear a 16 or 18. So yeah, She’s “plus-size.” Plus size doesn’t mean obese or fat, you morons.

His speaking voice actually is really high. And he has Aspberger’s. So yay for making fun of a guy with Aspberger’s!

#16? A recording of a sermon isn’t a Christian music album. Seriously? Why is that on the list?

This is ridiculously fun! Even though the first go round I married Justin Bieber. D: