1. You're in a committed relationship with someone you met in the real world. As far as you're concerned online dating is for losers.
2. But then it all goes wrong.
3. You're left with only the echoes of your cries for company.
4. After a period of going out and trying to have sex with everything...
5. ...your friends start to talk to you about how much success they've had online.
6. And they go on, and on, and on.
7. Until you've got no choice, and finally give in.
8. So you wait for the messages to start rolling in.
9. After a few false starts, you find someone who you seem to get on with, and arrange to meet up.
