5. You eat and drink out of quart containers, even if there are plates and cups available.
So versatile. So wonderful.
24. You use phone alarms for everything.
25. You get annoyed by TV characters who are supposedly chefs.
A big, clean apartment, tons of non-work friends, and endless free time to hang out with them? Uh, no.
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