How sad is it when you have to run a campaign not for your own candidate, but one against your opponent?

I get the feeling that some of these persons are not yet of voting age.

Didn't Sears try this already?

What Mitt is worth to our country has nothing to do with his bank account balance and asset holdings.

That's mommy, walking away from them. .. forever.

This will only work if you have verified your account by giving them either your cell phone number, or your credit card. No thanks, I will wait for 2 weeks.

Please add Clear Tab to the list. (* sob *)

#6: “Mr Hoppy!” (Apologies for the Monkey Dust reference)

“Do I still get my tickets?” Priceless.