Of course he says his mistakes were “big”.

Holy crap!

A serving of meat is about the size of a deck of cards.

Banana Stand Cat House is awesome!

2 bathtubs and 3 pond dips later and my mom’s Siamese mix clown still hasn’t figured out how these immersion events keep happening.

You want to pee at 3 am? Go right ahead, I’ll just howl outside the door and wake your roommates.

You forgot having your dog helpfully “scoop” the cat litterbox and then greet guests with litter snout.

Except geese really are the direct descendent of Velociraptors.

My Dad tells horror stories about the awful gelatinized dishes he was made to eat as a child growing up in the 50s.

If the paws don’t fit, you must aquit.