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Would You Sleep With A Guy Who Wears These Things?

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  1. He's great-looking, but he showed up to your second date wearing a fedora. Would you sleep with him?

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He's great-looking, but he showed up to your second date wearing a fedora. Would you sleep with him?
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    Yes
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    No
  1. Would you sleep with a dude in a puka shell necklace?

    The CW
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Would you sleep with a dude in a puka shell necklace?
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    Sure
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    Nah
  1. What if he was wearing shoes that look like this?

    skechers.com
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What if he was wearing shoes that look like this?
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    Yes
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    No
  1. What if he was wearing Toms?

    shop.nordstrom.com
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What if he was wearing Toms?
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    I'd still sleep with him
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    No thanks
  1. ...or dad-ass boat shoes:

    sperry.com
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...or dad-ass boat shoes:
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    I still would
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    No
  1. What about socks with sandals?

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What about socks with sandals?
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    Yep
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    Nope
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    As long as he took the socks off before sex
  1. Would you sleep with a dude who wore toe shoes?

    bit.ly
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Would you sleep with a dude who wore toe shoes?
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    I would
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    Nope nope nope
  1. Would you sleep with a guy who wears excessive jewelry?

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Would you sleep with a guy who wears excessive jewelry?
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    I would
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    Nope
  1. He's wearing jeans with this type of shit on the pockets. Do you sleep with him?

    overstock.com
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He's wearing jeans with this type of shit on the pockets. Do you sleep with him?
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    Sure
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    Oh hell no
  1. What if he showed up in bootcut jeans?

    oldnvy.me
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What if he showed up in bootcut jeans?
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    I still would
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    I couldn't
  1. What if he's wearing jogger pants that are also cargo pants and also they're camo?

    express.com
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What if he's wearing jogger pants that are also cargo pants and also they're camo?
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    I would
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    I wouldn't
  1. What if he wore his polo shirt with the collar popped?

    Netflix
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What if he wore his polo shirt with the collar popped?
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    Yep
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    Nope
  1. Would you sleep with a guy in a jersey?

    Scott Eisen / Stringer
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Would you sleep with a guy in a jersey?
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    Definitely
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    No thanks
  1. Would you sleep with a man who wore a bow tie?

    Kevin Winter / Getty
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Would you sleep with a man who wore a bow tie?
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    Yeah
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    Nah
  1. What if he showed up in a slouchy LA beanie?

    explicitshirtstore.com
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What if he showed up in a slouchy LA beanie?
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    Yes please
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    Gag, no
  1. What about a guy in cargo shorts?

    instagram.com
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What about a guy in cargo shorts?
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    Yup
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    Nooope
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    Depends on what he's got in those pockets
  1. Would you sleep with a guy who wore flip-flops on a date?

    instagram.com
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Would you sleep with a guy who wore flip-flops on a date?
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    Yes
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    No
  1. What if he smelled like Axe body spray?

    axe.com
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What if he smelled like Axe body spray?
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    It wouldn't stop me
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    That's a dealbreaker
  1. Lastly, if he was David Beckham dressed like this:

    Mark Mainz / Getty
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Lastly, if he was David Beckham dressed like this:
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    I would
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    Nope

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