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Scottish Twitter Reacts To The Clusterfuck That Was 2016

"Trump is a fanny who canny deal wi a sims family never mind his own country."

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1. On the Buckingham Palace repair bill:

i'd love it if monarchy was overthrown and buckingham palace was just turned into a proper class spoons

2. On killer clowns:

any clown comes anywhere near ma personal bubble get yer fuckin stopwatches out cos usains record is getting shagged

3. On Brexit:

leave voters realising they've absolutely shafted us all but still trying to pretend they're pleased wae the result

4. On the fact Scotland voted to remain:

Wit if Scotland just refuses to leave the eu? Like aw just say naw n tell England "wit ye gonny Dae phone the polis?"

5. On the post-Brexit currency crash:

if leave wins n a wake up in a Great Depression am gonny take a massive run up n fucking punch Nigel Farage back in tae the first wan

6. On the inevitable regret:

7. On England's defeat in the Euros the same week:

England's like a cunt that's just been dumped off his bird then goes on a mad downward spiral an puts ket on his coco pops

8. And on the fact they were booted out by Iceland:


9. On booze awareness campaigns:

10. On Boris Johnson becoming foreign secretary:

And as we wake up this morning...Glasgow reacts in the only way it feels right...sweet and fitting etc #BorisJohnson

11. On Trump's shock election victory:

Just woke my children up & told them Santa's dead. Don't see why I should be the only one hearing terrible news this morning.

12. On the fact he was ever a candidate at all:

trump is a fat fanny who canny deal wi a family on the sims never mind his own country

13. And on American politics in general:

If you're upset about what's happening over in America, remember that it's happening over in America. You live in Cumbernauld.

14. On the Tesco Bank hack:

Someone's hacked my bank account and bought barca v Real Madrid tickets, I'm no even mad mate wit a game you've chosen, all the best 👍🏼

15. On the latest fashion trends:

Tryin tae get that off yer gf would be lit tryin tae solve the fuckin Da Vinci code @VictoriasSecret

16. On Taylor Swift's batshit antics:

Taylor Swift seems like the kinda weirdo ye had in yer primary class that barked when ye spoke to them

17. And on Kim K and Kanye's weird-ass outfits:

18. On the Conservative leadership battle:

who should be the next leader of the Conservative party?

19. On Harambe:


20. On the fact Nick Griffin still exists:

Former BNP leader Nick Griffin inadvertently makes Scotland look like the coolest place on earth.

21. And on this shitey year as a whole:

Anycunt know any sound vets that would be up for puttin me doon?

The end can't come soon enough.

H/t this video by Tennent's.