Redskins Owner, Other Americans Remain Resolutely Unenlightened On Racial-Slur Issue

In the last two decades, the nation has completely turned itself around on gay rights, but opinions on “Redskins” have barely budged.

Ben Mathis-Lilley a week ago 21 responses

Did An NBA Star Have To Leave A Playoff Game Because Of Explosive, Uncontrollable Diarrhea?

Maybe. But probably. Almost certainly. Definitely.

Ben Mathis-Lilley 2 weeks ago 10 responses

Michael Jordan’s Ping-Pong Buddy Locates, Fires Scapegoat For Michael Jordan’s Terrible Decisions

Rod Higgins knows how to make sure the bread stays buttered.

Ben Mathis-Lilley 4 weeks ago 6 responses

Arkansas Lawmaker Finds Perfect Time To Express Contempt For Boston Residents, Gun Control

Nate Bell knows you gotta strike while the iron is tremendously insensitive. He also once quoted Hitler on Facebook.

Ben Mathis-Lilley a month ago 12 responses

Dingbat High School Kids Claim They Could Beat Michael Jordan One-On-One In His Prime

We’ve projected what would actually happen if they played.

Ben Mathis-Lilley a month ago 34 responses

Boneheaded, Allegedly Corrupt College Ref Uses “I Was Joking” Defense

Hilarious gag may have cost Arizona a game.

Ben Mathis-Lilley a month ago 7 responses

Wichita State Underdogs Overcome Bonkings, Face-Elbowings, Ohio Comeback To Reach Final Four

The Buckeyes can’t get it done, and the Big Ten is almost finished.

Ben Mathis-Lilley a month ago 9 responses

Marquette Guard Walks Away From Scary Spine-Squashing, But Syracuse Takes The Game As Obama Looks On

Not a great day for Junior Cadougan, but it could have been a lot worse.

Ben Mathis-Lilley a month ago 1 response

Syria’s New Opposition Leader Is A Huge Dallas Sports Fan

This ex-Texas IT guy’s favorite teams are the Cowboys, the Mavericks, and the Syrian resistence.

Ben Mathis-Lilley a month ago 2 responses