How To Take A Shower In The Presence Of A Gay Athlete

As a straight guy who goes to a gym on the site of the original Village People YMCA, I’m qualified to give advice on this.

1. Take off the clothes you just used while competing/exercising.

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2. Stand under running water and clean your hair and skin with soap.




3. Dry off.


4. Put on clean clothes. (Comfy!)

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And that’s it! Congratulations — you have now showered in the presence of a gay athlete without triggering the collapse of civilization.

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