1. Wearing a lavender shirt and drinking wine in the middle of the day
2. Walking down a wet, empty road to nowhere
3. Staring out the window because everything is stupid
4. A bottomless pit
5. Sitting on a rocking chair in the Dust Bowl
6. Eating nothing but lettuce until you die
7. Having a penny
8. Losing your favorite penny
9. A pumpkin that threw up
10. Thinking for a long time about cardboard
11. An old mop
In summary, that sucked and sports are awful. Let’s never watch sports again.
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