1.
Wearing a lavender shirt and drinking wine in the middle of the day
2.
Walking down a wet, empty road to nowhere
3.
Staring out the window because everything is stupid
5.
Sitting on a rocking chair in the Dust Bowl
6.
Eating nothing but lettuce until you die
8.
Losing your favorite penny
9.
A pumpkin that threw up
10.
Thinking for a long time about cardboard
In summary, that sucked and sports are awful. Let's never watch sports again.