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Hercules - when the kid is stuck under the rock and tells, hurry, somebody call I X I I!

Best. Comment. Ever.

I'm gay and 99% a top. For some reason I was really wanting to bottom one day, and was really wanting it bad. I texted my fwb guy (we only ever blew each other) and invited him over. He had at least 9 thick inches. He shoved in and tore my ass a little. I've never screamed and jumped… Read More

I call my penis Paulette the penis.

I was newly single and chatting with a guy. He offered to make me dinner at my place, so I invited him over, figuring it would be a cute first date story if things panned out (foreshadowing pun intended). He came over, and we drank wine as he made a greasy, fat-covered bacon mac n… Read More

Omg no. That's the sister not mom. Whoever made this quiz doesn't know shit about disney

My friend shared her unfortunate burrito blowjob with me via text.... I save this screenshot on my phone for when I need a good laugh.

Every week I give myself $40 to spend on coffee, eating out, convenience store treats, etc. At the end of the week, any money left rolls over to the next week, and I then take out less from the bank. Seeing the money disappear from your wallet really makes you want to save it!

*George And yes, I adopted/went to meet Blanche only because she was named Blanche, and George was Blanche's late husband on the Golden Girls!

This was Blanche (the dog) on the day I brought her home from the local shelter. I was worried she wouldn't get along with my cat Georhe... they are two peas in a pod from the first minute thru met!