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    47 Beautiful Names For Your Boobs, Penis, Or Vagina

    "Justin Beaver. You're welcome."

    We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the names they use for their rude bits. Here are some of their responses...

    Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed

    1. "The smaller breast is Jigglypuff and the larger Wigglytuff. I’ve always called my vagina Franny and imagined her as a tough old broad. She smokes, she’s been around the block, and for some reason she’s from Long Island."

    sarahm158

    2. "My vagina is Cleopatra and my boobs are Nefertitty and King Tit."
    kalzimme

    3. "I named my boobs Lefty and The Hammer because those sound like wrestlers and I feel like they could fuck someone up if I hit them right."

    karryhuur

    4. "I named my vagina Dracarys after one of the dragons in Game of Thrones."
    orianan2

    5. "Super kitty and the girls."

    esking12715

    6. "I call my boobs Mary-Kate and Ashley."
    emgem

    7. "My vagina is my Cookie. And my breasts I call Tostitos."

    sheenlavigne

    8. "I call a vagina a Puntang, or if its shaved I call it a Rufus."
    emmawarnert

    9. "He’ll probably be mortified that I’ve said this, my husband calls his penis Mavis. Not the sexiest of names to say the least."

    alih26

    10. "We named my husbands penis “Stewie” from the Family Guy episode where Stewie is in the womb, and says something like, “Today I counted an eleventh finger”."
    wendym9

    11. "My right boob is "Beauty" and my left is "The Beast." I named them before I grew them, and it turns out that The Beast is about 1/3 cup size bigger than beauty. I'd say it was fate."
    – Liana Rudin via Facebook

    12. "I named my left boob Hyphotesis and the right one Scientific Method in fifth grade. The names stuck."

    – Brenda Ardizzone via Facebook

    13. "I love all things dinosaur so I call his penis either cockasaurus or the megalodong."
    kristinw4ce3b5f92

    14. "I call my boyfriend’s testicles, “Bill and Ben the flower pot men”. I’m not even sure why…"

    oliviam43e965828

    15. "My butt cheeks are Thunder and Lightning, and my butt as a whole is "The Hurricane." My left boob is George and my right boob is Francis, they're married."
    – Carli DeLoach via Facebook

    16. "My boobs are Jessica and Elizabeth because they're my Sweet Valley Twins."

    – Beverley Carry via Facebook

    17. "My boobs are collectively referred to as "the hounds." Whenever I get home, I take great delight in releasing the hounds."
    – Erin Murray via Facebook

    18. "Notorious V.A.G."

    lolejnik12

    19. "Razzle, Dazzle, and The Black Panther."
    – Twilisha Lynn McClelland via Facebook

    20. "My boobs are called "The Hobbits" because they are small but nice."

    – Amy Katrina Reichelt via Facebook

    21. "My boobs are Fred and George."
    lesbica

    22. "Penis: Pippa. Balls: the Middletons."

    shawnv42ce5a86d

    23. "I call my boobs The Kraken so that at the end of the day, when I take off my bra, I can say, “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”"
    a4a8eca6bb

    24. "Justin Beaver. You’re welcome."

    k4e2deef5e

    25. "I actually named my ovaries. Left one is Terry and right one is Joe."
    fionas4e594b2f2

    26. "I refer to my vagina as my Tea Kettle. The latter has several terms to go with it (i.e, masturbating is “making myself a cup of tea”, sex is “tea for two”, etc). If I’ve ruined tea for you, I apologize."

    laurencrabtre

    27. "I tend to refer to my boobs as “The Giggle-y Mountains”."
    madelinet402f507fa

    28. "Back before Pokémon Go was a thing, his dick was named Squirtle. When I catch a “big one” on the game, I crack up laughing and no one knows why."

    dycinsmommy830

    29. "My boobs are named Chavonne and Cleopatra. Also my vagina is my doodly doo. And sex is doing the doodly doo. I'm really mature."
    – Loy Weissman via Facebook

    30. "My boobs are named Louis and Harry after the 1D boys. I don’t give a flying fuck as to how weird it is, It’s just something that stuck around from puberty."

    adrimannan

    31. "My boobs are Harry and Ron and my vagina is Hermione."
    emsighs

    32. "My great grandpa called a vagina a “Clooney”. Needless to say, George Clooney always freaked me out."

    brooklinp

    33. “I call my Vagina Gates of Mordor.”

    laurenc4c0b21e2a

    34. “My boyfriends’ penis is ‘Mr. Big Stuff’. We always sing the song too.”


    amandak4

    35. “I call my vag Steve. Just a good strong name for a good strong vag.”

    coolcoolcoolana

    36. “Husband’s man meat is Big Tex, balls are Pancho and Lefty. Boobs are Laverne and Shirley (Laverne’s on the left because “L”), and husband named my vagina Delilah because she’s so tempting. (It’s Biblical.)”

    
– laurieisnotlori

    37. “I’ve named my naughty bits Georgia O’Queef.”

    reneer4a6b96f08

    38. “I like to call my clitoris “Lil Dicky””

    
– leoc448bdb193

    39. “My boyfriend calls his penis “Russell the Wonder Muscle”.”
    
– a42b917ef0

    40. “One of my friends calls his penis David Schwimmer because he says it’s not anything special but it gets the job done.”


    abbyh4e3a9d303


    41. “I call my boyfriend’s dick nostracockus.”
    
– m4c0b94cec

    42. “We were joking about what to call my boyfriend’s penis and I thought that the best way to honor our fallen leader would be to name his penis Harambe. Harambe literally means “working together” and believe me, I put my boyfriend’s Harambe to work.”

    
– turnup

    43. “My ex would call it his Pecker. To tell me he was in the mood he’d say, “my Pecker just twitched.” Turned me OFF every single time.”
    
– hm570782

    44. “Im a transguy. My prosthetic is named Ol’ Whitey.”


    everettchase

    45. “My vagina is called Her Vadgesty, because obviously she’s the Queen.”
    
– nursedonnie2013

    46. “I call my Penis Mr Pointy.”


    s4eaf33066

    47. “My vagina is called Richard. As in Clit Richard.”
    
– honeys440915f48

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