Kate Middleton once famously wore a see-through dress designed by her friend Charlotte Todd to an event at St. Andrews, catching the eye of Prince William. The rest was history. The famous dress just sold for an absurd $125,000 at auction, presumably so that some other lady can try her luck at nabbing a member of the royal family. For best results, wear with see-through underwear. View List ›
Tera Myers pictures are in hot demand right now, as the entire world seeks out evidence of the misspent past of the ex-porn-star-turned-high-school-teacher. Myers has just been let go from her gig as a science teacher (for the second time) after news of her pornographic past surfaced. (Via The News Bizarre.) Read More ›
Krispy Kreme is sponsoring a race that consists of eating a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and then running two miles immediately after. Yes. The world is full of contradictions. Watch Video ›
Nazril “Ariel” Irham - a massively popular Indonesian singer who was embroiled in a sex tape scandal last year involving his girlfriend, model Luna Maya - has just been sentenced to three years in prison by an Indonesian judge. The whole thing is kind of sad and troubling. Though it’s worth pointing out that if sex tapes were a crime in this country, we’d have to jail essentially everyone in Hollywood. Which mightn’t be such a bad thing. Read More ›
Trish Keenan, singer for the British electronic pop duo Broadcast, has died pneumonia after contracting H1N1 while on tour. Read More ›
“Blood Libel” refers to the idea that a person or group of persons have been falsely accused of being involved in human sacrifice, ritual murder, and/or cannibalism. It is traditionally an anti-Semitic slur related to the myth that Jews used Christian children’s blood in rituals. Oh, and Sarah Palin is pretty certain that everyone has been Blood Libeling her lately. Sorry ‘bout the blood libel, SP! We’ll all refudiate it as soon as we can figure out WTF you are talking about. Read More ›
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A Dilbert cartoon resurrected the memories of the Pon Farr again. Pon Farr is a fictional Star Trek universe. It is a psychophysical condition affecting Vulcans, in which Vulcan males and females go into heat every seven years, going into a blood fever, becoming violent, and finally dying if they do not mate with someone with whom they are empathically bonded.
Deadspin has posted several role-playing foot fetish videos of a woman who looks like New York Jets coach Rex Ryan’s wife. Amidst all the cheating scandals and broken marriages, it’s just really refreshing to see a man and his wife keeping the romance alive. Watch Video ›
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Watch Ryan Seacrest’s beard do sexy air gyrations in scanty nude-colored lingerie - apparently deemed too racy for CMT.
Oh yes, it’s real. Don’t tell your boyfriend. He’ll never pay attention to you again after getting ahold of one of these. View Image ›
In what is possibly the least surprising Sex Tape news of all time, that whole Tiger Woods sex tape with Devon James that we were all promised has proven to be an elaborate fake. Taneal Goyco - a relatively unknown cruiserweight boxer - was apparently employed as a Tiger Woods stand-in for the shoot, so that Devon James could make a few bucks off (presumably blind) sex-tape aficionados who can’t tell Tiger Woods from a guy who looks exactly nothing like Tiger Woods. View List ›
Rupesh Shingadia: just a regular dude cosplaying as spanish golfer Miguel Angel Jimenez. No big deal. “I wanted to do something to show my support for the European team and I thought of Miguel. These days sportsmen have become devoid of character. But Miguel does his own thing and I love the way he walks around the course with a cigar clamped between his teeth.” And ladies: please stop with the wedding proposals on Facebook, Rupesh wants you to love him for Rupesh, not for Cigar Guy. View Image ›
28-year-old Congressional candidate Krystal Ball is angry that Republican bloggers posted private photos of her at a costume party. It seems more telling that Republicans actually consider these “racy.” View List ›
Primary School Teacher Jane Moyle quit her job once authorities discovered she and teacher-husband Colin had a video on an X-rated website. Maybe they considered it sex education for their students? [UPDATE: Jane Moyle is back teaching class as of a couple of days ago, and British people are upset about it.] (Via.) Read More ›
PSA: Don’t open these emails. They are a virus and they will make your computer explode! Or something. Anyway, it shut down half of corporate America yesterday, so it’s not all bad. (Read more.) View Image ›
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New England Patriots star Tom Brady was involved in a serious car crash in Boston this morning. Brady seems fine, but one person had to be extricated from the vehicle by the jaws of life. The accident happened around 6:30 this morning.
Brandon Spikes (the second round Patriots linebacker and former Florida Gators star) has started off his New England career with some embarrassment related to a sex tape, originating on Chatroulette. You can watch the alleged Brandon Spikes sex tape here, if you must. Brandon Spikes was last in the news for his eye-gouging video. So, I dunno. Something. Read More ›
Glenn Beck has launched a new website, called The Blaze, which he hopes will be a Conservative answer to The Huffington Post. As he explains in his manifesto for the site, “The image of flame is a powerful.” So you know he’s taking this thing pretty seriously. Read More ›
[UPDATE: New Karissa Shannon sex tape, starring someone else. Sigh.] Karissa Shannon, a Playboy playmate who is no stranger to being naked for public consumption, is the alleged costar of the Heidi Montag sex tape. Which is reportedly now a lesbian sex tape. Not to be terribly crude here, but this sex tape just got at least a little bit better since Friday, when it was being billed as a sex tape where you have to see Spencer Pratt naked. Karissa Shannon has not denied that she is in the alleged sextape, though no one has been able to watch it yet to verify its existence. Further, Spencer and Heidi were caught hanging out earlier this week? The sex tape plot thickens! Read More ›
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Dr. Frank Ryan, the man responsible for Heidi Montag’s face died in a car crash. He is survived by his border collie, Jill.
