Link: bitsandpieces.us
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Many web-savvy individuals have been swooning over Kristin Wiig reading Suzanne Somers' poetry, but I prefer this. If your likes include men and free verse, please enjoy. Or watch the other one and enjoy that. It's the weekend, go crazy.
FYI, this was originally titled “Squirrel Deep-Throats A Peanut.” I changed it because I respect you as a reader. (Click to enlarge.)
Link: bitsandpieces.us
It goes without saying that he's drunk, right? And in a sequin suit, I'm sure you also assumed that.
[speechless] We were actually talking about this photo at an editor's meeting. Well, I was. The manlets' eyes just kind of glazed over.
Link: dlisted.com
Fancy Fast Food meets your local vending machine, with a side of math. (I would kill for a Fruit Roll-Up breakfast right now.)
Link: core77.com
Also there's this.
Here's your literary internet thing of the week (now in t-shirt form!). (Can someone make me a Waiting For Dogot tshirt? I will pay you in bowler hats.)
Politics Buzz Malia got a 73 on her science test, and Dad told the whole world. This is more humiliating than the time Mark Harmon made a Secret Service agent fake-date Mandy Moore. (Thanks, Forrest).
I wanted the Phillies to win just for the aftermath. I like a nice “dude falling off taxi” or “dude humping reporter” or an urban fire with a side of looting—all standard in Philly. This is all New York had to offer. Whoo.
Link: gothamist.com
This is ripped straight from my dreams, if you trade Sarkozy and Zapatero for Putin and the Pope. Seriously: Zapatero, quite the hunk. (Many thanks to Videogum.)