3rd wheel, 5th wheel, 7th wheel… you’re all the odd numbers.
Girls, girls, all types of girls.
What does in shape even mean? Technically I am a shape.
Same day, different perspective.
A little naked never hurt anyone.
There’s nothing more confusing than a stranger in your bed—or a friend.
“I know you got dollars.”
Spoiler Alert: Everyone still dies of dysentery.
And you have no idea what the eff to do.
You can talk the talk, but…”
Does it seem like everyone is getting married? We know…