Did you just a send a screenshot to the person you were texting?!
Oh God, I knew I wasn’t ready for adulthood.
Dammit, this is why I said I would never drink again.
A best friend is just a friend who isn’t afraid to call you out.
If a tree falls in the woods, but no one is around to snap it… did it happen?
3rd wheel, 5th wheel, 7th wheel… you’re all the odd numbers.
Girls, girls, all types of girls.
What does in shape even mean? Technically I am a shape.
Same day, different perspective.
A little naked never hurt anyone.
There’s nothing more confusing than a stranger in your bed—or a friend.
“I know you got dollars.”
Spoiler Alert: Everyone still dies of dysentery.
And you have no idea what the eff to do.