“I hope that’s it otherwise I’m getting diabetes from all the sh*t I’ve just eaten from your country.”
And they just keep scrolling…
“Wait, this dress has POCKETS?!” Yaasss.
There’s a reason they’re called your best friends.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
“Do you worry about choking alone in your apartment?”
Move over Charli XCX, there’s a new pop star in town.
ALL OF THE BOOBS. So embarrassing.
***Flawless just isn’t for everyone. Neither is drinking watermelon.
It’s like a fun surprise… every month.
Hot cheetos and ranch is actually very good.
Stalking is still illegal, right? Asking for a friend.
Sometimes it’s hard being ***flawless.
But, really, walking in heels is super difficult.