Archive
August 22, 2011
Princesses Receive Disney's Highest Honor
Nostalgia overload imminent. The songstresses behind four classic Disney heroines were honored with the Disney Legends award at this year's D3.
Hey BBC, That Is One Terrifying Headline
I'm suddenly in immense pain. I'm sorry sir. I'm sorry.
7 Drastic Changes To Elementary School
Proof positive that at least one thing about being a child of the 90s sucked. Of course, we weren't force fed hand sanitizer every five minutes either, so it evens out.
Foodball: America's New Pastime
When you combine America's two favorite, tried-and-true pastimes--baseball and eating--you get the natural progression: foodball. It doesn't get much more embarrassingly indulgent than this. But it does look cool.
Rick Perry's Deeply Embarrassing Ideas About Abstinence Education
Rick Perry is a master of logical reasoning. It's going to be a ton of fun having this guy around through most of the primaries.
Bird Vs. Window
THIS. ENDS. NOW!
MacGyver Bee Suit Fiasco
He gets a "B" for effort. This is one of those things that seemed like a good idea while drunk at the time.
14 Signs You Are Really, Truly An Adult
How did this happen? Oh right, the slow inexorable march of time pulling us ever closer to the grave.
Todd Palin Admits Sarah Quit Governership For More Money
I don't think he meant to admit that. They had bills to pay, you guys. What did you expect them to do?
Most Impressive Tire Change Ever
How is this possible? Is it fake? How could it be real? I just don't understand. (That said, it's insanely impressive.)
