Archive
July 27, 2011
We Are All The Product Of Incest
So, that's an sexy alarming statistic. Do we have any geneticists in the audience that can confirm or deny this allegation?
14 Movie Premises Based On Board Games
Hollywood should feel free to contact me about my writing credit. With movies based on Candyland, Battleship, Monopoly and even Ouija, Hollywood is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. So while they're down there, they might as well cash in on our nostalgia too. I took thirty minutes days out of my time to help them with these well thought out and plot-hole proof concepts.
Dan Savage's New Definition For "Rick"
Rick Santorum is in imminent danger of having a first-name problem that's even worse than his last name problem.
3 Things That Prove Support For Same-Sex Marriage Is Increasing Dramatically
Here's some promising information from a new study released by the group Freedom To Marry. Looks like things are changing fast. Hopefully the POTUS will jump on the bandwagon soon.
Asian Boys Sing "The Lazy Song"
I think my ovaries just exploded. The boys from the "Hey Ya" video return. The adorable gene is strong in these two.
Battleship: Official Trailer
This is...not what I expected? We now live in a world where the phrase, "That movie based on the game Battleship doesn't look half bad," is going to be uttered. A lot.
13 Terrifying "Real" Aliens
We don't need no stinkin' CGI. Cowboys & Aliens comes out this week, and director Jon Favreau has said he tried to channel the feel of old sci-fi movies, where what you didn't see was just as scary as what you did.
Hipsters (Are Roaming The Campus)
Here's a catchy little ditty about the hipsters roaming around college campuses everywhere. I especially enjoyed the breakdown about wolf sweaters.
Baby Provides Choreography For Lady Gaga Song
How old were you when you choreographed your first dance on the beaches of Brazil?
Super Villain/San Francisco Giant, Brian Wilson Meets Barack Obama
BRIAN: Mr. President it's already too late. The missles have been launched. OBAMA: You... uh- expect me to believe that? BRIAN: No Mr. President, I expect you to die!
