Archive
October 7, 2011
7 Forbidden Fruits
And other illegal foods. Whether made from an endangered species or illegal on the grounds of "grossness", be careful when going through customs with these foods.
Over The Edge Fish Tank
Just the photos are making me nervous. Glass blower Richard Bell makes these unique fish bowls by hand.
10 Mind-Blowingly Offensive Quotes From Ron Paul Newsletters
Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul used to publish a libertarian newsletter in the '80s and '90s. They were not, shall we say, sane. From those newsletters, here are some racist/homophobic/anti-semitic musings on everything from AIDS to Hate Whitey Day (aka Martin Luther King Jr. Day). Paul says he didn't write any of the following quotes, but they all appeared under his name. Yiiiiiikes.
Masters Of The Hipster Universe
By the power of Grayskull! Even Eternia is not immune to this horrible fashion plague.
Amazing AT-ST Cosplay
Pew pew pew. The only thing that could make this more authentic is if he dressed as Chewbacca and then put on the suit.
14 Examples Of Dino-Bro Behavior
Dude, bro. Stop biting me bro. Old-timey dinosaur illustrations lend themselves well to captions, what with their absurd contortions of dinosaur anatomy.
What Vegans Eat
You learn something new every day (about vegans).
This Batman Shirt Is The Bomb
And some days you just can't get rid of the bomb. While the quote emblazoned on this hipster clothing essential may seem tasteless, it is an actual Batman quote to Catwoman in 1966.
Apple's Siri, Meets Portal's GLaDOS
If I had to talk to a computer all day, I think I'd want it to be GLaDOS. I'd just have to look out for neurotoxins.
14 Better Titles For Herman Cain's Book
Cain's new book has a pretty good title in, "This Is Herman Cain! My Journey To The White House" Did I say good? I meant terrible. Here are some good titles.
Zombies Express Solidarity With Occupy Wall Street
Spotted at the Zombie Walk in Lawrence, Kansas. When there's no more room in hell, the dead will camp out for several weeks with no clear objective.
The Ultimate Nerd Guide To New York City
Here's a guide to New York City that's actually useful for once. Leave the boring old Empire State Building to the sad tourists who don't know where to find Spiderman's house. (HUGE thank you to all the awesome BuzzFeeders who contributed to this.*)
Stupidly Drunk Man Runs Himself Over With A Van
I mean, if you're going to be driving at four times the legal drinking limit, you might as well do it right.
10 Venn Diagrams Of Horrible Internet Mash-Ups
Because sometimes two isn't better than one. The Internet loves lots of things. Like kittens. And porn. So some people think you can combine those things. Those people are wrong.
Herman Cain's Reasons For Avoiding The Civil Rights Movement Don't Make Sense
This interview got contentious quickly. Lawrence O'Donnell points out that Herman Cain's reasons for avoiding the Civil Rights Movement don't really hold up.
Village Of The Walking Dead
One Indonesian group believes local shamans can hypnotize the dead, causing them to walk home if they die far from the village. The Torodja believe there is very little difference between the dead and living, so much so that their dead have their own village in the mountains. (NSFW: Mummified corpses.)
The Downside Of Finding Roommates On Craigslist
But maybe the cat was just a really good listener. Maybe.
Watch Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 10
The latest viral buzz from streamepisodesonline.com
Ten Minutes Of Awesome Orchestrated Legend Of Zelda Music
This incredible duo covers every theme from Ocarina of Time, perfectly. It even sounds better than the professional live orchestras that have performed these songs.
Gumshoe Cat
The streets are mean and littered with murdered mice dreams. Gumshoe cat doesn't usually work pro bono, but he'll make an exception for you doll.
The Bookshelf Of The Future
Well it certainly is...stream-lined. Bookshelves, now with 100% more picture frame space.
Blind Teenager Throws A Strike
Ceremonial first pitches don't get much cooler than this. Max Ashton balls so hard mothaf***as wanna fine him.
Polish Parliament Candidate Strips For Votes In Ad
Never in my life have I wished more for the ability to read Polish. I don't know what her campaign platform is but she's got "All Press Is Good Press 101" down to an art.
UFOs Spotted Last Night In Brooklyn
Unless they were colorless Chinese lanterns? I'm no UFO expert so you be the judge.
