Archive
October 5, 2011
5 Hunger Games District Seals Revealed
What's your district? And no, the mythical District Thirteen is not an option.
Fox News Accuses Occupy Wall Street Of Being 99% White
Uses racially diverse photo from Occupy Wall Street to illustrate point. Do the journalists over there understand trolling? Or is this just stupidity?
How To Make A Butterbeer Latte
Finally, a recipe for us Muggles.
So Guess What "Siri" Means In Japanese
The name for the new personal assistant on iPhone 4S is going to be the butt of many jokes. Tim Cook really looked like an ass. Apple will never hear the end of this. Whoever came up with this name was a bum. I can't think of a pun for anus. And so forth.
Samsung Nexus Prime Teaser
Apple drops the ball? And Android swoops in for the rebound? On October 11th, Google and Samsung will be unboxing the latest android phone.
Downside Of Superhero Cleavage
Female armor can't catch a break. If we're being honest, I'd never even considered these particular costume hazards.
Chicago's Board Of Trade Has A Message For #Occupy Protestors
I think they know Board of Trade. That's why they're outside.
21 Animal Beds Made Of Animals
Friendly warmth makes the best pillow. And this is why you never shell out for nice pet beds.
10 Things More Exciting Than Mitt Romney's Presidential Candidacy
Now that Chris Christie has decided against running, Mitt Romney seems like the Republican front-runner! Hurray! What's that? Not really excited? Well maybe you should consider some of these things instead.
Ninja Battle
Ninjas are awesome. So is this stop motion short film about two ninjas fighting to the death.
Steampunk Supergirl
Even with a bustle this outfit is more practical than half her regular costumes. Steampunk alternate universe, DC...I demand it.
Dog Terrified By Julia Roberts
Probably because her grin is even toothier than his.
World's Youngest Metallica Cover Band
Call this a win for parenting. A group of eight to ten year olds perform a wicked rendition of "Enter Sandman" at the Bucklebury Beer Fest in the U.K.
High Schooler Kicks A 64-Yard Field Goal
The NFL record, by the way, is 63 yards. And he makes it with plenty of room to spare. So this is crazy impressive.
Mariah Carey Is Remaking "All I Want For Christmas Is You" With Justin Bieber
To be honest, I'm not sure how I feel about this. Bieber needs to know he's messing with a classic. He better not fuck it up.
Amanda Knox's First US Press Conference
This will melt most hearts. How can you not feel good for her?
Bakling: The Gay Planking
"Bakling" is a portmanteau of "planking" and "bakla," the Filipino word for effeminate male.
