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April 3, 2009

'Cutest Thing' Contest Winners!

OMG, it's a tie! The official "cutest things that are things" are: 1) T-shirts made to look like overalls with painted kittens in the pockets (natch); and 2) Adorable coffee that smiles at you!

Civiballs (Game Battle!)

Civiballs is an awesome physics-based puzzler. Cut the chains so the balls go into the amphora of the right color. For this week's Game Battle, the loser will be the person whose game gets the most abuse in the comments. I did not want to do it this way, because I just want everyone to get along, but Scott (who also hates puppies, unicorns, and Obama) is just so full of anger these days that there's no reasoning with him. So please play Civiballs, then go to Scott's game and heckle the crap out of it. Feel free to just let it all out. Thank you!

"Blood" Cheetos

A billboard in LA shows a Salsa Cheetos ad that depicts a soccer referee covered in chunky blood splatters.

Rush Limbaugh Talks About Anal Poisoning

Limbaugh says the following about Gordon Brown’s kind words about Barack Obama in London: "...Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it.”

Rachel Ray Moaning

I was searching YouTube this morning for video footage of Rachel Ray moaning ecstatically, and what do you know? Somebody sorted me out.

$50 Computer

AT&T will offer a $50 laptop with a 2-year wireless-broadband contract.

What Happened in December 2008?

I don't remember what the hell it was that you ladies did on that day, but I'm still mad as hell about it.

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