Austin Musician Has the Best RV Ever

Damn, that’s nice RV.

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Robot Rock Bands Intend to Replace Humans Forever

Robot rock to enslave humanity by.

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First Two Years of College Are Basically Useless

Because you spend most of those years drunk.

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Asylum’s Token Girl Talks Nudity With Mr. Skin

Favorite sex scenes are discussed.

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All Hail Michael Douglas, King of the A-List Photobomb

That’s right, it’s a picture of Michael Douglas, Oscar winner and all-around badass, photobombing his own wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Angelina Jolie.

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Better Looking People Are Smarter

Just give up, ugly people.

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College Student Pays $14,000 Tuition With One-Dollar Bills

University of Colorado–Boulder sophomore Nic Ramos is pissed off that his parents have to spend so much money on his education. MORE FROM OUR PARTNERS Hollywood’s Hottest Santas (Maxim) 37…

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‘BoneTown’ Developer Reveals Next Adult Game

It’s called “BoneCraft” and it’s NSFW.

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Women in Their 40S Most Likely to Have Sex on First Date

Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. Women in their 40s are more likely to go all the way on a first date.

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