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Guys have rules. Keep an empty urinal between you and another guy, the man of the house always works the grill, etc.
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/19/women-should-bare-40-per...
Women who want to attract guys should expose 40 percent of their skin, study says.
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/18/victoria-beckham-top-100...
If every wax statue looked as great as Victoria Beckham, Madame Tussaud's would rule the world.
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/20/neon-elmhurst-hospital-s...
We can only hope the hospital stays more on top of the situation when patients come in hurt and in need of fixing.
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/18/10-things-you-should-nev...
There's just something about a girl who plays video games.
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/18/jaime-perez-cook-who-spi...
Undoubtedly we've all had that lingering fear at least once in our lives that the cook was in the back doing something horrible to the food we ordered. But what happens when those people get caught?
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/17/werewolves-in-twilight-b...
Asylum's Nick Ross is particularly dismayed with this faux werewolf-ery, so he went to work illustrating his dismay in the latest All Mashed Up.
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/16/distracted-by-bird-man-d...
A man driving a $2 million Bugatti Veyron precision automobile drove it into a lagoon in Galveston, Texas, having been distracted by a low-flying pelican that apparently didn't care how much the car was worth.
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/17/twilight-authors-comic-b...
The shameless cash-grab, comic book biography of “Twilight” creator Stephenie Meyer is out, and it is one of the worst things in the world.
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/16/domino-world-record-smas...
KA-POW! The world record for toppling dominoes has been broken!
Tila Tequila woke up this morning and decided she wanted to get tot…
This video pulls off the Internet hat-trick of being adorable, anno…
I'm not quite sure what is going on here. I'm not sure if I…
His t-shirt really does say it all, doesn't it.
Carmen Electra's leaked sex tape isn't fully online yet, so…
Playboy model Tess Taylor is the sister of Bling Ring member Alexis…
A charming story about a young boy and his lobster. Wow-o-Wow!
With the recent success of ABC's V and AMC's The Prisoner ,…
This is an unused clip from the MTV show Styl'D that was too we…
This adorable yet passive-aggressive note expresses the ever-so-sli…
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