If you ever want a laugh, wander the halls of an elementary school. I worked at one. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln killed and ate a boy? That's a real sentence I read.
I'm going to reply to this wholesomely, because I think we all need more of that. I was recently visiting my family and had a seizure. I've never had one before. Let me tell you what I recall of it: my step-dad (who I refer to as my real dad since he's been my dad for thirty years)…Â
My husband looks after my nephews with all the audacity of a father. We've been together for six years, and every year we've been Santa. He's never complained and I've never asked. He steps up. This year it was, "you want advent calendars for the boys?" Like he hadn't already bought…Â
#30 - The same thing happened to my mom! One day she found a random tooth on the kitchen counter. I still remember her completely confused, asking, "whose tooth is this?" and laughing at how easily she just put it in a display teacup on the shelves above the sink and let the whole…Â
When I was seventeen I went to the beach with my mom and sister. My mom snores, so I took my laptop into the hall. At some point, two very, very drunk great-looking guys saw me and came to loom right over me. They asked, then begged, for me to go party with them. I'm small, so it…Â
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