26 Unintentionally Bad, Kinda Wrong, Or Just Plain Funny Things Kids Drew Or Wrote

When these kids write, they're wrong.

As young Homer so perfectly illustrates here, kids should be kept far away from all writing utensils.

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OK, maybe that's a bit extreme. But when kids write or draw something, it can be — phew — an ADVENTURE. Check out what I mean:

1. This kid went to school and shared this not-at-all-embarrassing gem:

My niece drew this at school yesterday. from funny

2. This kid, uh, drew a camel:

My 3-year-old drew a camel. from funny

3. And this kid made a holiday card that is totally innocent, and if you see anything different, it's on you, you sicko:

My Daughter's Holiday Craft... Need to talk to her Kindergarten Teacher from funny

(Just kidding; I totally see it too.)

4. This kid gave the family dog a mustache:

My kid drew eyebrows and a mustache on our chihuahua. 😳 from funny

5. And this kid gave theirs eyebrows:

That time my niece put eyebrows on the dog because she thought she had no expressions... from funny

6. This kid "finished" their cousin's Captain Marvel drawing:

Perfection from MadeMeSmile

7. And this 9-year-old didn't quite understand the question:

Friend’s 9 year-old nephew was asked to show his work or to describe how he got his answer. His reply: “just use my brain” and drew this to show his work. from funny

8. This 4-year-old, meanwhile, drew a portrait that really captured his aunt, lol:

My 4 year old nephew drew a very flattering portrait of me from MadeMeSmile

9. These kids also did portraits of their aunt (here's hoping she looks more like the one on the left than the right IRL):

This is a painting our nieces did of my wife from funny

10. And this kid drew her dad with about 11% of his dignity:

My daughter drew a picture of me today. Have to say, it is pretty accurate! from funny

11. OK, look, we're just going to have a giant section of drawings that look like penises in the middle of this post because kids draw a lot of them, m'kay? Here's a, uh, dolphin:

My daughter’s kindergarten class published a book of their animal drawings. My daughter drew a penis dolphin. from funny

12. This kid drew a very endowed rainbow heart:

My daughter said she drew me a rainbow heart... then handed me this. from funny

13. This kid drew — checks notes — a river and lake:

My daughter drew a river and lake. from funny

14. This kid drew herself playing guitar:

My daughter drew herself playing guitar from funny

_Hard rock _music?

15. This kid drew some "at attention" snowmen:

My niece made this ornament… from funny

16. This kid drew a baby in utero and "the tube that feeds the baby":

My daughter drew a picture of her future baby brother. “That’s the tube that feeds the baby.” from funny

17. This kid drew an...erupting (had to say it) volcano:

My friend teaches elementary school. This is a picture of a volcano one of her students drew. from funny

18. And this 4-year-old drew...a penis. Yup, no awkward "that looks like a penis" misunderstanding here; it's a penis:

My 4 y/o drew this and asked us to guess what it was... After much snickering and wrong guesses, he finally announced that it was, in fact, a "stripey penis." from funny

19. This kid got an Etch A Sketch and used it to draw a cat...throwing up:

My daughter got an etch a sketch today for her 8th birthday. She drew a cat puking. from funny

20. This kid wrote about what's important in life:

My nephew is thankful for the important things in his life. from funny

21. And this kid drew...on their parent's MacBook:

Toddler just drew on my macbook from KidsAreFuckingStupid

22. This kid wrote a protest acronym:

My friend's 9-year old daughter is wise beyond her years from funny

23. This kid drew...something actually pretty funny:

My friend's kid drew these. I think he's pretty clever. from funny

24. And this kid drew her family on bicycles...wait, they look like penises. I guess I should've put this one in the penis section, but there are just too many of these damn things:

I thought I’d post my daughters lovely picture of us on bicycles here as well from funny

Kids, what's with all the accidental penises? You know what you're doing, don't you?

25. This kid drew a ghost that's part Groucho Marx, part David Bowie:

My 5yo daughter made a ghost for class and I can’t stop laughing at it. from funny

26. And lastly, this kid didn't draw this — his friend Kevin did — but his mom thought he did and got a tattoo of it...not realizing it was the handiwork of Kevin and not her own kid:

I secretly had my 6 year old son's drawing tattooed. Four months later at the dinner table he confesses he didn't draw it; his friend, Kevin, drew it. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. from funny

When she found out the truth, I'm betting she looked a little something like this:

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