“It smells like a really drunk person’s vomit…”
Just tell me what you want me to say, please!
“What hellscape have you brought us to?!”
The excitement is totally real…
“She’s probably never once thought of me in a romantic way.”
“People say, why do we need feminism? Just give them this book.”
“My khaki pants were too khaki!”
“Yes, I know how long you’ve been holding, and I don’t care.”
Don’t you just wanna boop boop that face?!
So that’s how you use an eyelash curler!
“Ruby Rose didn’t ‘turn me gay’, you did!”
Bananas & Mayonnaise? I’m so sad right now…
The giant spider crab is how big!?
Women find men wearing red to be more powerful?
It’s yogurt, so it’s healthy, right?