Occasionally your bra tries to kill you…
Gals pals and nothing more, said your conservative aunt.
Biggest prankster? “Dirk went a little too far. He set the whole set on fire and we had to rebuild it.”
Mammoths were alive when Egyptians built the Great Pyramid!? Seriously?
Never have I ever been handcuffed ~off set ~.
“I threw up a little in my mouth…”
No measure is too extreme when it comes to food!
Breaking up is hard enough…
“I haven’t shaved in months!”
Finish your novel, take up crocheting, do anything else!
It’s important to celebrate the things you love the most…
“Don’t let this happen to you!”
Some traditions are weirder than others and some are just plain scary!
Your face is your own worst enemy!
Look out for the “bicycle face,” it’s unladylike!
“Hide your daughters! Lock up your wives!”
This Valentine’s Day, fall in love… very quickly.
It’s basically the best feeling in the world…
Does she like Tegan & Sara?!
“The worst thing that could happen tonight is someone getting possessed!”