“My khaki pants were too khaki!”
“Yes, I know how long you’ve been holding, and I don’t care.”
Don’t you just wanna boop boop that face?!
So that’s how you use an eyelash curler!
“Ruby Rose didn’t ‘turn me gay’, you did!”
Bananas & Mayonnaise? I’m so sad right now…
The giant spider crab is how big!?
Women find men wearing red to be more powerful?
It’s yogurt, so it’s healthy, right?
Stealing cars and robbing houses at 7 years old?
Chris Pratt loved getting naked…
Women had to stay in seclusion for seven “clean” days?!
Canadians love that poop emoji…
Are lesbians really repulsed by men?
Pepsi was originally called Brad’s Drink!?
He got naked in front of Amy Poehler?!
No one wants a leaky sandwich!