“Hide your daughters! Lock up your wives!”
This Valentine’s Day, fall in love… very quickly.
It’s basically the best feeling in the world…
Does she like Tegan & Sara?!
“The worst thing that could happen tonight is someone getting possessed!”
“What do I do? Do I pay? Should I rent a limo?”
When you have to come out to every person you meet, you tend to get more comfortable with it.
“It smells like a really drunk person’s vomit…”
Just tell me what you want me to say, please!
“What hellscape have you brought us to?!”
The excitement is totally real…
“She’s probably never once thought of me in a romantic way.”
“People say, why do we need feminism? Just give them this book.”
“My khaki pants were too khaki!”
“Yes, I know how long you’ve been holding, and I don’t care.”