Ryan Gosling, quit playing games with my heart!
“Dad, what are you doing?” “Your mom”
“You two are straight? Can I watch!?”
Have I turned into that weirdo who just stands in the corner alone?
Turning bottom shelf into top shelf!
A sense of companionship for only 7.99 a month
“This smells like a cotton candy poodle.”
Let’s stop by IKEA for some meatballs and beer!
When in Rome, don’t break a mirror!