1.
The food isn't edible.
2.
And you can't drink the booze.
3.
Things that would normally qualify as broomsticks or weapons can be used as knitting needles.
4.
It's not unreasonable to drop nearly a hundred bucks on a single ball of yarn.
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You can get to know the lil' guys who produce your goods.
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Knitters sit front row at fashion shows.
7.
Former "America's Next Top Model" contestants steal the spotlight.
8.
Ponchos get their sartorial chance.
10.
You can take a break when you need to.
13.
Literally anything can become yarn, like the tape from VHS cassettes.
16.
Women pretty much dominate, except for the errant (awesome) dude.
17.
Everywhere you look, there are more incredible colors.
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This truth is universally acknowledged.