Alpacas Pack Your Bag For Vacation

Going on a trip? No one better to pack your bag for you then an alpaca.

Because I don’t need them

So that you aren’t embarrassed like me.

So that you’ll feel loved while you’re away.

So that your teeth stay clean and fresh, like mine.

So that you can take pictures in front of mountains, like me!

So you’re feet don’t get cold on your hotel room floor.

So you can hang ten with the rest of ‘em!

So you don’t freeze, like me.

So your bones stay strong while you’re away.

So your hair stays voluminous, like mine.

But please, don’t wear it on your face.

Hopefully you’ll have better luck with it than I did

But not this one, this one is mine.

I own lots of crochet bags, you can have one.

It’s just as pretty as mine.

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