Alpacas Pack Your Bag For Vacation

Going on a trip?

Because I don’t need them

So that you aren’t embarrassed like me.

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So that you’ll feel loved while you’re away.

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So that your teeth stay clean and fresh, like mine.

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So that you can take pictures in front of mountains, like me!

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So you’re feet don’t get cold on your hotel room floor.

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So you can hang ten with the rest of ‘em!

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So you don’t freeze, like me.

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So your bones stay strong while you’re away.

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So your hair stays voluminous, like mine.

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But please, don’t wear it on your face.

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Hopefully you’ll have better luck with it than I did

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But not this one, this one is mine.

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I own lots of crochet bags, you can have one.

It’s just as pretty as mine.