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1. A fruit tart pet bed that looks cute enough to eat, especially when their fur baby is inside.
2. Mini trash and recycling bins for collecting pens rather than garbage.
3. A pair of sushi socks they'll find every ~oppor-tuna-ty~ to wear. Plus, the design looks cute when it's unfolded, too.
4. A wonderfully random screaming-goat figurine (yes, it actually screams) to cheer them up when they're having a ~baaaad~ day.
5. Wine condoms that'll *protect* their unfinished bottle from oxidation.
6. Bread slippers (aka *loafers*) for keeping their toes warm and *toasty*.
7. A pack of Shakespearean insult bandages so they can have a laugh even after getting a paper cut.
8. A dachshund scarf sure to be a ~wiener~ in their eyes.
9. A triceratops crossbody bag that's simply ~dino-mite~.
10. A farting-cats coloring book for a ~toot-ally~ fun and relaxing after-work activity.
11. A Nicolas Cage sequined throw pillow cover so they can laugh their *face off*.
12. A 3D bookmark any bibliophile would love a ~sloth~.
13. A squirrel toilet lid cover that might scare/confuse them at first...but once they realize what it is, they'll go ~nuts~.
14. A giant personalized face cushion, because why the heck not?!
15. A night-light they'll be over the moon about. You could say that it'll ~crater~ to their tastes.
16. A poison-apple bath bomb worthy of an evil queen.
17. A copy of The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook, filled with recipes for things like Pumpkin Pasties and Treacle Pudding that both wizards and Muggles will enjoy.
18. Sardine pens, because they are honestly too cool for ~school~.
19. A wacky waving inflatable tube man they could learn some sick dance moves from.
20. A pair of Star Wars–inspired light-up chopsticks to help them ~saber~ each bite of food.
21. A Prison Mike enamel pin that might remind them of gruel sandwiches and gruel omelets.
22. A pair of tiny pigeon earrings for anyone who adores ~coo~ and unique accessories.
23. A Jeff Goldblum shower curtain they'll, uh, really enjoy looking at.
24. A Darth Vader clapper, because why should they turn the lights on/off the regular way when they can use the Force?
When they open your strange and delightful gift:
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