24 Interesting Products For The Least Boring Person You Know
Weird but lovable — an accurate description of these products and most of your friends.
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1. A fruit tart pet bed that looks cute enough to eat, especially when their fur baby is inside.
Read our review of this fruit tart–shaped pet bed (No. 7 on the list)!
Here's an excerpt: "My cats hate everything I buy for them, but they took to this immediately. From my impressive background studying feline behavior (I watched a lot of Animal Planet as a kid), I think one of the reasons they like this bed so much is that the 'crust' is both sturdy enough to stand on its own and soft enough for them to stretch and lean into." —Mallory Mower
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
2. Mini trash and recycling bins for collecting pens rather than garbage.
Promising review: "I'm really glad I got these because I use them as decorations for my work desk and write mini signs on it with 'Complaints' or 'Suggestions' to poke fun at the workplace. They are big and hold a lot of pens or whatever assortment you want to put there (thinking of putting candy in one of them). Satisfied with my purchase!" —AB
Get a set of two from Amazon for $13.95.
3. A pair of sushi socks they'll find every ~oppor-tuna-ty~ to wear. Plus, the design looks cute when it's unfolded, too.
4. A wonderfully random screaming-goat figurine (yes, it actually screams) to cheer them up when they're having a ~baaaad~ day.
It even comes with an illustrated pocket guide of fun facts and trivia about goats!
Get it from Amazon or Paper Source for $9.95.
5. Wine condoms that'll *protect* their unfinished bottle from oxidation.
Read our full review of wine condoms!
Here's an excerpt: "The marketing isn't just on point — the product is actually super legit. They're just as effective as any bottle stopper in keeping air out of an open wine bottle (and remember, contact with oxygen is what makes wine go bad)." —Hannah Loewentheil
Get a six-pack from Amazon for $16.97 or Firebox for $16.99.
6. Bread slippers (aka *loafers*) for keeping their toes warm and *toasty*.
Get them from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in four sizes and in seven styles).
7. A pack of Shakespearean insult bandages so they can have a laugh even after getting a paper cut.
Promising review: "As a freelance stage manager, I am not kind to my hands. On one day, I can be responsible for office work, set construction, and costume changes. After 24 hours of work, this bandage did not come off. I could wash my hands, bend my knuckle enough to type, and when I finally removed it, it left no residue behind. Shakespeare fans may be disappointed because the bandages do not have 15 different sayings, but for a product that does its job and looks nerdy, they’re amazing." —Cam and Jade
Get a 15-pack from Amazon for $6.01.
8. A dachshund scarf sure to be a ~wiener~ in their eyes.
9. A triceratops crossbody bag that's simply ~dino-mite~.
Promising review: "I bought two of these, one in black and one in pink, and I was absolutely over the moon! They're functional and very high quality and have a good amount of space for a small crossbody." —Courtney Gantt
Get it from Amazon for $22.68 (available in five colors).
10. A farting-cats coloring book for a ~toot-ally~ fun and relaxing after-work activity.
Promising review: "I gave this to my daughter when she was having a down day. Cheered her up immediately. The pictures really are cute cats farting. My daughter takes it with her sometimes when she knows she will have to entertain herself for a bit. Everybody asks where I got it." —C. Mumm
Get it from Amazon for $6.85.
11. A Nicolas Cage sequined throw pillow cover so they can laugh their *face off*.
12. A 3D bookmark any bibliophile would love a ~sloth~.
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
13. A squirrel toilet lid cover that might scare/confuse them at first...but once they realize what it is, they'll go ~nuts~.
This removable decal adheres to nonwooden toilet seats with just a little water.
Promising review: "OMG! If I was able to give this a 10-star rating, I would. This was ordered as a gag gift for my brother's birthday because he is just crazy about squirrels and loves to feed them. There are about four wild squirrels in the yard that actually come up to him and take peanuts from his hand. I quickly ordered this squirrel toilet seat decal (oval size) and put it on the top of his toilet. It scared the heck out of him the first time he saw it, but he loves the gag, and the decal remains. I highly recommend this squirrel decal for all squirrel lovers!" —Gosha
Get it from Amazon for $18.57.
14. A giant personalized face cushion, because why the heck not?!
Allow 10–15 working days to receive your personalized face cushion.
Get it from Firebox for $27.99.
15. A night-light they'll be over the moon about. You could say that it'll ~crater~ to their tastes.
Promising review: "They did it again! I don't know how they managed to shrink the moon like this, but yeah, science! In all seriousness, this thing is great. It's small and doesn't glow very bright, which makes it a good night-light. It's soft, so you don't have to worry about it hurting anyone or causing any damage if it drops or rolls. Very cute; great night-light." —Ryan I.
Get it from Amazon for $12.06.
16. A poison-apple bath bomb worthy of an evil queen.
Promising review: "Smelled like pie, with lovely, dark-red water. This bath bomb was one of my favorites that I’ve tried. Will buy again! Highly recommend!" —shieldmaiden1184
Get it from PsychoBombers on Etsy for $8.
17. A copy of The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook, filled with recipes for things like Pumpkin Pasties and Treacle Pudding that both wizards and Muggles will enjoy.
There are a total of 150 recipes.
Promising review: "So. Much. Fun! You can tell a lot of work went into putting this book together. My husband and I made a meal together, and we had a great time (all whilst listening to the Harry Potter soundtracks). He made the Roast Chicken and I made the Pumpkin Pasties. Both turned out great! We can't wait to try the next dish and dessert from the world of Harry Potter!" —T.H. Ratledge
Get it from Amazon for $10.95.
18. Sardine pens, because they are honestly too cool for ~school~.
These come packaged in a tin sardine can!
Get a 10-pack from Amazon for $15.99.
19. A wacky waving inflatable tube man they could learn some sick dance moves from.
20. A pair of Star Wars–inspired light-up chopsticks to help them ~saber~ each bite of food.
Get them from Amazon for $14.97.
21. A Prison Mike enamel pin that might remind them of gruel sandwiches and gruel omelets.
Promising review: "Prison Mike is by far the best version of Michael Scott, and this pin is perfect! Get one before the Dementors get them all!" —Charles Dad
Get it from Amazon for $9.95.
22. A pair of tiny pigeon earrings for anyone who adores ~coo~ and unique accessories.
Promising review: "I love these and they confuse people. So fun." —Amy Lee Andres
Get them from Amazon Handmade for $18.97.
23. A Jeff Goldblum shower curtain they'll, uh, really enjoy looking at.
Promising review: "This is an absolute work of art. It very well could’ve been done by Michelangelo himself." —Coda Harkness
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
24. A Darth Vader clapper, because why should they turn the lights on/off the regular way when they can use the Force?
Promising review: "You clap and the lights turn on. You clap and they turn off. Also worked one time when I cracked open a can of soda. Fulfilled my childhood dream. And it’s Darth Vader! I enjoy it." —EmmaJM
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $30.
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