1. When he displayed how he earned that "World's Best Boss" mug on his desk: NBC / Via michael-scott-quotes.tumblr.com "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." 2. When he totally insulted Dwight with this sick burn that we're still repeating to this day: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via imgur.com "Dwight, you ignorant slut!" 3. When he expressed how much he was not a fan of Toby: NBC / Via michael-scott-quotes.tumblr.com "If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice." 4. Actually, basically every time he made fun of Toby: NBC Michael: "You wanna hear a lie?"Toby: "Yeah."Michael: "I...think you're great. You're my best friend." 5. When he screwed up his definitions at Phyllis's wedding: NBC / Via imgur.com "Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch." 6. When he displayed this expert business acumen: NBC "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." 7. When he really, really messed up the definition of what it means to be bisexual: NBC / Via michael-scott-quotes.tumblr.com "There were these huge bins of clothes and everybody was rifling through them like crazy. And I grabbed one and it fit! So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least it's bisexual." 8. The time he mistook Dunder Mifflin for Hogwarts: NBC / Via reddit.com "The worst thing about prison was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!" 9. When he really didn't think this statement through, but he was so happy we didn't care: NBC "I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parents' dream." 10. When he had this totally not-work-appropriate comeback: NBC "You don't know me, you've just seen my penis." 11. When he displayed his lack of understanding of geography and world history: NBC / Via michael-scott-quotes.tumblr.com "St. Patrick's Day is the closest thing the Irish have to Christmas." 12. When he knew he was a Queen Bey in a world of Michelles and Kellys: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via rockcomedyfilm.com "I am Beyoncé, always." 13. When he wasn't afraid to admit the truth: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC "And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do." 14. When he fell for one of the oldest scams around, but wasn't aware of it: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via rockcomedyfilm.com "When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?" 15. When he had a reptilian-induced meltdown: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC 16. When he had this compelling legal justification: NBC / Via quotesgram.com "I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him." 17. When he basically spoke for us all with this statement: NBC "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good." 18. When he unintentionally used this exceptional play on words: NBC "Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown." 19. When he tried way, way too hard to come up with this cinematic joke: NBC / Via imgur.com "Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did." 20. When he cooked up this avian pun: NBC / Via michael-scott-quotes.tumblr.com "I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms." 21. When he demonstrated how to (poorly) take off a bra using Dwight as a model: NBC "Number 8. Learn how to take off a woman's bra: You just twist your hand until something breaks." 22. When he expressed his affection for the employees of Dunder Mifflin Scranton: NBC / Via im-captain-jack-harkness.tumblr.com "I love my employees even though I hit one of you with my car." 23. When he seemed to mix up a few adages: NBC / Via michael-scott-quotes.tumblr.com "You know what they say. 'Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice...strike three." 24. And finally, when he knew about the hottest pizza spot in all of New York: NBC / Via imgur.com "Like right here is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I'm going to go get me a New York slice."