I teach 8th grade. Had a couple of students catch me off guard with the following exchange. One was a boy (he’s on the bigger side with gynecomastia) the other a girl (she’s petite). Why did she say to me “Mister, why he got better titties than me?” It took everything in me to ignore…
When I made the decision to transfer from my local community college to an HBCU it was a bit of a no brainier. I’d visited other colleges in my city but my HBCU (shout out to Texas Southern University!!!) felt like home. I quickly found community and I’m still tight with a few classmates.…
Negotiate your pay!
I left one company for another due to site closure. I took a pay cut because the new company was the first one to hire me. I wish I told them to match my prior pay. I struggled my first few years because of this. I’m good now, albeit still underpaid.
I’m a little surprised “My Name Is” by Eminem missed the cut.
Original: My English teacher wanted to fuck me in junior high. The only problem? My English teacher was a guy.
Changed: My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high. Thanks a lot. Next semester I’ll be 35.
The…
I’m ashamed to admit that I ghosted a woman with a severe seafood allergy. She can’t even smell it without going into shock. We were just friends before we tried to date but the allergy never came up then. Seafood is something I’m eating a few times a week. This was a bit of a dealbreaker.…
I’m in fucking tears as I read these because I finally don’t feel alone. I didn’t study because I didn’t have to. I knew most of the material. It wasn’t until the SAT (990 out of a possible max, then, of 1600) humbled me that I felt academically invincible. Even now I can’t stand…
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